The Papal Bud Light, Beach Towel
Commemorate the most blessed union of Evan & Olga for eternity (or whenever this drop-ship towel wears out, like in less than 3 years) with this premium beach towel featuring the one, the only, Cousin Luke in full papal regalia, clutching a consecrate Bud Light with the divine authority only he possesses.
Features:
- Soft, absorbent fabric that removes bodily moisture but leaves sins completely untouched
- Generous size because miracles need space
- Perfect for beach days, pool parties, or confusing your secular neighbors
Why You Need This: Whether you're sunbathing, drying off after a swim, or simply need a conversation starter that cannot be ignored, this towel delivers. It's the perfect blend of sacred and profane, formal and casual, blessing and beer.
Limited edition wedding swag that answers the question nobody asked: "What if the Pope took on corporate sponsors?"
Polyester print side
This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Cotton loop backing
The long, fine fibres of combed cotton create a soft and durable towel
Hemmed edges
Edges are folded and sewn, making the towel durable and long-lasting
Moisture-absorbent material
This product has moisture-absorbent qualities
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the azo dyes, formaldehyde, BPA, flammability, lead and phthalates level requirements
Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. .
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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